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Competitive Salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join Our Fast-paced Company: We have no time to train you.
Must be Deadline Oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Some Overtime Required: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties Will Vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must Have An Eye For Detail: We have no quality control.
No Phone Calls Please: We've filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Problem-solving Skills A Must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Requires Team Leadership Skills: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
Good Communication Skills: Management communicates, you figure out what they want and do.
I'm Extremely Adept at all Manner of Office Organisation: I've used Microsoft Office.
My Pertinent Work Experience Includes: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.
I'm Personable: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.
I'm Extremely Professional: I carry a Day-Timer.
I Am Adaptable: I've changed jobs a lot.
I Am On The Go: I'm never at my desk.
Contact for Enquiries
The Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry
Pastoral House
25 The Terrace
PO Box 2526, Wellington
Tel: +64 4 894 0100
Fax: +64 4 894 0720
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